Monday, February 19, 2007
chinese new year seemed short
after all.it ended for me already
chinese new year visiting 101
step one. walk into (insert random relatives name here)'s house
step two. slap a real/fake smile on your face
step three. look as if the last time you saw them was world war two & shake hand.
step four. say hello and gxfc,something along that line.in eng or chink
step five. find a nice seat were you are able to stay,undisturbed
step six. turn on ipod (if any).if not turn on item of leisure.eg.gameboy.or better still ps2 xbox(dont forget to bring a tv along.HAHA)
step seven.indulge in item of leisure.ipod
step eight. eat as much lim chee kuan/bee cheng hiangg/(insert expensive brand here) bak kua as possible while carrying out step seven.
step nine. regret being such a cheapskate.
step ten. indulge in cheap supermarket tidbits
step eleven. repeat step seven and step(s) of choice till folks decided they have enough booze
step twelve. look as if you never wanna leave
step thirteen. leave
step fourteen. shout a byebye down the corridoor
as if you really forgot
optional step(may strike anytime). receive angpao with two hands.look thankful and smile
optional step number two. fail to surrendur your red packet to folks
hope you had fun visiting.
HAHAHA
